Liverpool: Beanpole Woes

So, we're supposed to believe that a player who

• still has not scored a SINGLE goal in eleven matches for Liverpool
• is SO low on confidence that he doesn't seem to know where to stand half the time
• can't seem to head the ball towards goal because the crosses always come LOWER than his head,
• uses every single part of his body EXCEPT his HEAD and FEET to dribble the ball, AND
• did fuck all against a FIRST DIVISION TEAM (Ok, CHAMPIONSHIP team),

is worth seven million pounds, supposed to help Liverpool win the Premier League, defend the Champion's League and help England win the World Cup next year as well?

Please Rafa, put him (and US) out of his (and OUR) misery.