La Liga: Red Cards for all the Beautiful Footballers!

"David Beckham's Real Madrid team-mate Pablo García yesterday claimed that the Englishman's third sending off in Spain owes more to his good looks than his bad behaviour, after the England captain's red card during Sunday's 2-1 home defeat to Valencia."
- Guardian Unlimited Football (Beckham 'punished for his looks')

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now THAT'S the most brilliant justification/excuse for being sent off EVER. It ranks all the way up there with Beckham's 'The ground was moving' excuse for doing a Jonny Wilkinson and whacking his penalty into Row Q during the last Euro.

If Beckham was sent off for being 'good-looking', so what was Wayne Rooney sent off for when he did exactly the same thing Beckham did, when Man U played Villareal? For being UGLY?

GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!