Van Nistelrooy Enters Breeding Barn!

I came across this old Racing news story in the archives one day, and thought that it was the most hilarious thing ever.

The fact that the player in question is one that I REALLY dislike makes this story even better.

this story appeared in The Star's Racing pages on 31 July 2003. There's actually more to the story, but since it was mostly about the horse itself, I took it out and left the opening paragraphs only.

Enjoy!