Football: Ah.. so THATS his name...

I have to admit, I'd totally forgotten about Antonio Nunez. Being so excited over Josemi, Luis Garcia and Xabi Alonso (who are actually PLAYING) does that to you. After all, Nunez hasn't played a single game, after getting injured within days of transferring to Liverpool from Real Madrid as part of the Owen deal. Just what we need - another sicknote.

And now the latest news is that he's gonna be out for another six weeks, by which time I'd have forgotten he even exists anymore... Oh, wait a minute. I DID forget he ever existed...

On another note, looks as if the Man Utd players are getting pretty friendly with the police. Keane's just been hauled up on assault charges, and now Rooney is getting into the act, after being found guilty of driving without proper documents (or rather, not producing the documents when prompted).

One colleague said that perhaps it's a conspiracy against them, instigated by Liverpool supporters. To which I'd blink innocently and say, "Who, ME??".